We only lawst cause Claussin wun't playing and we run outta time!

Weun's wuz on are way back when time run out. Coach Phulmer wuz savin Claussin fer Bamma. I really think we could beat Georga ifn Washinton got the ball. He halped us come back nearn the end. If Washinon playd QB I think we wuda wun by 30. I dun know why Coach dint try it. Maybe he was holdin back. He look like he wuz ta me. Paw usen ta hold back on feedn the dawgs, and they hunt coon reel good when he dun it, cuz theyuz haungry. Maybe Coach Phulmer wuz tryn to get are boyz haungry. Sumtimes Coach knows bettern usuns, he so smart. Thats why his haid is so big, it aint cuz hes a fat haid, its cus his brains is so big! Its good to hav a coach wif a big brain in his haid! If yuns see a coach wid a little haid, you look it his raicord! He ain't wurf nuttin. I bet are coach got the biggist haid in the hole danged SEC!

We git are week off now to reboun. We awways get too weeks to git reddy fer Bamma. It is in Coach Phulmers contrac or sumpin. It seem ta work cuz weuns beat um seven times. Thats how cum Coach Phulmers so grayt. I wun't trade him fer all tha shine in Tennisee. Maybe we'll see The Future at qwarterback aggin Bamma. I think he can throw uh 80 yard pass on the firs play to kwite the crawd. Then we cud put Claussin in and only our fans will be a cheerin. Thats gameplannin. I like that. I bet Coach Phulmer will have a few tricks fer Bamma, yuns waight n see!

And after weuns beat Bamma, thangs will get more better, and Coach Phulmer can prove we diserve a shot at that thar Sears & Robuck trophee! (I still ain't fount um at the Sears store!) I thank you mus hafta order um spaichul.

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