Percy's Gameday Ramlin's
Percy Eugene Hattfield
Hey! I'm Baaaaaaaack!
I been in detocks.
Yup, yurs truly got in a little truble, but I'm all better now,
sept I still gotta pee in a cup. It sux cause ya gotta pay them
to do it and they get to watch! Anyhoo, I ain't kept up to good
with UT football this year, but I thank we'z prolly as good as ever.
I still thank
Coach Phulmer looks like he needs to take a good dump most of the
time. And someun you from Noxville, please tell Coach he don't look
good in arnge, stick ta white! He looks like a big ol punkin...
one what needs ta take a dump.
I got me a program
gide to the Champeenship Seasun! It uz at the flee markit, payd
a qwarter fer it! Thunk that wuz a perty good deel, huh?
I keep a heren
about the NCdubleA snoopin around at UT, but heck, I been heren
that fer years, nuthin ever happens.
Well this week
is Bamer week. Just ain't gonna be much fun beaten a whooped elephant.
Theyun's can't even whoop Old Miss! I figure weuns win this un,
cuz we got the best paid players. Bamer can't pay um no more, they
dun got cawt! But Coach Phulmer is a smart man, he got a system
of takin care uv his players, so he won't git cawt, and if he duz,
it's been so long ago can't nobody remember nuthin noway.
I wuz gonna
go to the game, and give a up ta date report for the sight, but
they didn't send me my press pass yet, and the woman at UT was near
bout mean to me on the phone. Sum'n bout me bein a pidly little
fan based sight but actin like I was ESPN... whoever the hell they
are??? Dang, what's this ol wurld comin to when yurs truly gets
dissed by his own almer mayter.
I'll try and
git back on here more oftin than I have, but it haint ez fer me
rite now. I got a dialup and sharin the lines with my sister and
her boyfrend! So til next time, GO VAWLS!