Okay, yuns keeped askin' me ta tell ya mor about'n
my famuly. So heer it is......
Well, there's me. I was born wif sumthin wrong with
one a my chrome a zomes er sumthin. Maw told me I uz spachiel, and
I even went to the Spachiel School for years, until UT give me a
skolership! The folks wuz all exsighted about'n me goin' off to
collidge. Weuns ain't never had no'un ta go before!
I got me a digree! And my firs payin job cum, jus
a short time later. I gots me a fine job! I stack the chars after
Maw and Paws Bingo games at the VFW. I also stack the chars at famuly
evints like when we kilt the hawg last winter. It wus my Major.
I minored in Walkin'... I can walk reel good! Better'n I can stack
chars! But I hain't found no payin job walkin' yet. I made a dollar
walking Miss Suggs dog, but that wuz just fer a week.
Whiles I uz at UT, I met a hole bunch a thu players!
They'us in my very classes! (Tween you n me... I helped em pass
Okay, nuf bout me, yuns know thu rest, I
desided to put me up this here sight!
On to thu famuly!
Maw! She luvs the Big Orange! She wares her big orange dress
and watchis from this here place ever Saturday!
This here is Paw. Its thu only pitcher uv him I cud find.
This wuz taken after the Floriduh game last year.
Thisun's my sis. She don't got the chrome zome thang like
me, she took after Maw. Shes yunger then me, but kin still
whoop me a-rasslin.
This here's my Granny. She still hollers for UT! She calls
Coach Phulmer "General" ...I aint figured that'n
My Bro! My Hero! He lives up north in Californy. Makes a
lotta money in Holywood makin' movees! Well, he ain't in um,
lest ya know whur ta look, he does the stunts fer um. Ain't
much Jake won't try!
Well, that thar's bout it. That's my famuly tree!
....For all them Enqueerin minds.
And fer yuns who keep a sayin I ain't no REAL UT fan, I'm jus makin
fun or sumthin, I jus got this one thang ta say to yuns...
I Ain't no LYE... I mite be a lotta thangs, and I mite not
spell to good, but I AIN'T No lye man!