Okay, yuns keeped askin' me ta tell ya mor about'n
my famuly. So heer it is......
Well, there's me. I was born wif sumthin wrong with
one a my chrome a zomes er sumthin. Maw told me I uz spachiel, and
I even went to the Spachiel School for years, until UT give me a
skolership! The folks wuz all exsighted about'n me goin' off to
collidge. Weuns ain't never had no'un ta go before!
I got me a digree! And my firs payin job cum, jus
a short time later. I gots me a fine job! I stack the chars after
Maw and Paws Bingo games at the VFW. I also stack the chars at famuly
evints like when we kilt the hawg last winter. It wus my Major.
I minored in Walkin'... I can walk reel good! Better'n I can stack
chars! But I hain't found no payin job walkin' yet. I made a dollar
walking Miss Suggs dog, but that wuz just fer a week.
Whiles I uz at UT, I met a hole bunch a thu players!
They'us in my very classes! (Tween you n me... I helped em pass
thu tests!)
Okay, nuf bout me, yuns know thu rest, I
desided to put me up this here sight!
On to thu famuly!
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Alfie Hattfield
Maw! She luvs the Big Orange! She wares her big orange dress
and watchis from this here place ever Saturday!
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Cooter Hattfield
This here is Paw. Its thu only pitcher uv him I cud find.
This wuz taken after the Floriduh game last year.
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TaLulla Hatffield
Thisun's my sis. She don't got the chrome zome thang like
me, she took after Maw. Shes yunger then me, but kin still
whoop me a-rasslin.
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Mabel Hattfield
This here's my Granny. She still hollers for UT! She calls
Coach Phulmer "General" ...I aint figured that'n
out yet.
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Jake Hattfield
My Bro! My Hero! He lives up north in Californy. Makes a
lotta money in Holywood makin' movees! Well, he ain't in um,
lest ya know whur ta look, he does the stunts fer um. Ain't
much Jake won't try!
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Well, that thar's bout it. That's my famuly tree!
....For all them Enqueerin minds.
And fer yuns who keep a sayin I ain't no REAL UT fan, I'm jus makin
fun or sumthin, I jus got this one thang ta say to yuns...
I Ain't no LYE... I mite be a lotta thangs, and I mite not
spell to good, but I AIN'T No lye man!
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